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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup