What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.