What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

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Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer