What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.