What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "