Bad Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

55 Jokes More 55 Jokes

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Bad Skydiver Jokes More Bad Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!