A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::
Pittsburg Steelers
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Because he reached terminal velocity.
A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".
Driving
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
The bogey monster
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
Alone.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
