Bad Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Bad Skydiver Jokes More Bad Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

55 Jokes More 55 Jokes

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers