Pittsburg Steelers
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
A decade Ba dum tish.
All of it.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
Ramen
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
You meet new people every day.
Air.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
Pump kin.
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
The panoptijohn
They're always looking for Grant money.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.