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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

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What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.