55 Jokes

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

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February Jokes More February Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

February 14th Jokes More February 14th Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Raman Noodle Jokes More Raman Noodle Jokes

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

Raman Jokes More Raman Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.