Bad Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.