Bad Skydiver Jokes

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::