Bad Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

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Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's this payment?

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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Paranoid Jokes More Paranoid Jokes

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!