Bad Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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Paranoid!

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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Fore.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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The holy braille

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".