Bad Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Paranoid Jokes More Paranoid Jokes

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "