A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
They have two left feet.
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
I'm not coming into work today
Your grip.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
It scares their dogs too much
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
Because he reached terminal velocity.
Scares their dogs.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
They had a mantic** time.
It scares the hell out of the dog
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.