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Skydive Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.