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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.