Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!