Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog