Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive