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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil