Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive