What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.