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Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

Democracy Jokes More Democracy Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.