Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

China Jokes More China Jokes

How does the china man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Democracy Jokes More Democracy Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy