Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.