Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.