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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Invisible Power Jokes More Invisible Power Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.