Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists