Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
It's all right!
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
He wanted to work undercover.
Because they all refused to make sandwiches.
Because of Christian Bail
Christian bail.
The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Because he's a kaiju
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Put him in a synagogue.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
