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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!