He came to work baked.
Nothing, she knew what was coming...
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
A celery increase.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
He came up short on his register.
Because he took the hypocritic oath
A few degrees.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
They both steal cookies)
