Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"