He came to work baked.
Their victims never see them coming.
I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.
A dry doc.
Decaf coffee.
I don't know, just some dude.
Stop, drop, and roll
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
Cake.
Dill dough
The cookie!
You feeling salty bro
