Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

How long were you at your last job?

"Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms