Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"