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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.