Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.