Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

Wafer Jokes More Wafer Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.