Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Wafer Jokes More Wafer Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.