His mum had been a wafer too long.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
We are both constantly penetrating your mum.
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Shortbread.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.