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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!