When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.