Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!