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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!