Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Who loses?

America.