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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

How do you spell coward?

S-O-N-Y

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.