Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

How does it spell?

Dg".

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over.

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What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.