Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

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How does Al Gore spell potato?

T-A-T-E-R.

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.