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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town