Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Synagogue Jokes More Synagogue Jokes

How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.