Mosque Jokes

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Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Mosque Ito Jokes More Mosque Ito Jokes

What is the most religious insect?

A mosque-ito!

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic