In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
They prey on you!
M'laria
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Put him in a synagogue.
Aloha Akbar!
Goat Stimulator
They both go PEW PEW PEW
Godfrey
He's egg-nog-stic
