In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
I've never seen or heard from either of them.
Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
God is the answer.
All the conservatives are out working.
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
So you're the one!
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Put him in a synagogue.
Pew pew pew!
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Nun.