Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)