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Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.