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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.