Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.