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Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.