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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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