Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.