So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Because it's a ZEBRA.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A last name.
I glove you.
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
Take all the matches out first!
Matching uniforms.
Panhandling
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
His answer: "My mom."