Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.