Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.