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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.