What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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He was Bjorn again

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.