What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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Only one of them is organized.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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The cysteine chapel.

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Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself