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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!