How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!