How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.