How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.