Porcupine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.