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Porcupine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

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They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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A bundt cake!

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Pig's tie!

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Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

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