Porcupine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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