Porcupine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!