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Lamborghini Jokes

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.