Lamborghini Jokes

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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What do you mean, 10?

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahaha

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"