Lamborghini Jokes

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

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Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Horrible Person Jokes More Horrible Person Jokes

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate