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Lamborghini Jokes

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.