What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.