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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.