What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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King Kong in clingfilm

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

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A long necked toothbrush.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals