What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

What is the tastiest car ever?

The BMW I8.