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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit