What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.