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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift