What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming