What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!