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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift