Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again