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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate