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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it