In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
They both go PEW PEW PEW
I think they all white.
Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.
The time God took to cook us
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
Let us spray
In the *pew*.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Pew pew pew!
All his gas is Argon.
They never stop lighting up.
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
Pew! Pew!
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
