Pew Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.