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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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He farts.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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It doesn't just happen the once.

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Khaki

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Preppy le Pew

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.