Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!