What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.