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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.