A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.
What base you're counting in.
Challah at ya boy!
He was Edward Snowed-In.
Your mom
I forgot to wet the soap.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Two cents
Then I frown & order the soup.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
