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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.