What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.