A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.
Cancer got Jobs.
He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
Cuz I wouldn't hit that.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Paint it black.
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
