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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.