What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress