What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.