A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
The grip.
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
So she could say Hello from the outside.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
They both spit.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Paint it black.
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Because they never leave a tip.
