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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.