Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.