Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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I'm just gonna leave this here.

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When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.