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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.