What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.