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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

What's the ugliest tree in the world?

Yew

American Jokes More American Jokes

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.