Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What do you call a German with no good inside?

Guten free.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

One one appreciates good head

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.