Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal