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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle