What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

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What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What do you call a castrated German?

A Munich

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.