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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

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What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.