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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.