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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings