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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!