Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings