Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!