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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!