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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.