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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.