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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!