Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.