What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe