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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.