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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.