Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.