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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.