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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.