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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*