Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.