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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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Marry her!

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OC By process of elimination.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Cantaloupe

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Because they cantaloupe.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.