Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.