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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.