Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...