Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile