Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Chillin.
Some people are against shooting guns.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Because they die at the last second.
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
Because now his watch has ended.
A Ranged Marriage
Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Because 0 1 2
Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
