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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...