Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What are you watching?

Our wedding video.

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How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.