Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Where do all them scrub gamers live?

Pleblos

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Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.