Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Because other people took the bait.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Hey guys, watch this!
Are you ready for the next episode?
Because they were cant elopes
They had a wedding reception.
28 29's
Because 7 ate 9
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
