Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....