Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

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Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...