Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...