Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...