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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...