Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up