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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

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What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing