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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Sprite Jokes More Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite