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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing