Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up