Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite