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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

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What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing