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Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

What do you call a dream about soda?

A fanta sea