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Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.