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Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny