Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.