Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.