Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna