Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!