Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing