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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

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Because they are very scentimental.

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They saw it as a sign to pare.

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On your Marx, get set, go!

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....