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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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Because they don't like Turkey

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....