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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.