What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.