What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm