What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A hula hoop with a nail in it.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut