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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.