What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.