What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....