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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.