What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."