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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis?

Em-OGs

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx