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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx