What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx