What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.