Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism