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Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.